Officially in the first Two Week Wait. Meaning, I had a surge, we BD'd, I think I O'd yesterday, so today is Day 1.
No, I don't temp. Not yet. And yes, we only BD'd once this cycle. The day I got the positive. We were at my mom's okay, stop judging.
This is going to be, hopefully, a running commentary full of what I'm sure will be a crazy symptom spotting, boob squeezing, mucus checking, dialogue with myself. And today is Day 1.
I woke at 8:30 am. Sunday. I woke up tired. Okay. I fixed breakfast (pop tarts- I know, go me), cleaned the kitchen, and started a load of laundry.
9:30 am. My husband walked into the kitchen with his plastic Star Wars cup that he uses as a coffee cup. Yes we have coffee cups. We have a ton of coffee cups. He just likes that cup.
He walked into the kitchen and popped out the old K-cup. We have one of those cool at first then later impossibly annoying and expensive Keurig coffee makers. I mean, $10 for a box of 10 coffee K-cups! He popped in a new cup, snapped the lid shut, and punched the button. Our Keurig coffee maker sounds like it's lifting off when it's fixing a brew.
BRRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRRBRBRBRBRBRRGLGUGLGUGLUG g guggugugugg guzzle hiiiiiiisssssssssssss.
Steam curled off the top of Obi Wan's head and I saw the plastic cup melt a little. No, he doesn't care that he's melting a perfectly good one dollar plastic cup from the Dollar Store. Nor does he care about the flecks of paint and plastic melting into his coffee.
"We're in the two week wait," I said to him.
No, he doesn't know what that means.
His response? He found evidence of life on Mars.
How does a wife react to a husband who seriously thinks he discovered life on Mars?
"That's nice."
"You don't believe me."
Well no... "It's not that I don't believe you... I just don't...," care, "...think it's that big of a deal."
If the NASA rover discovered a stash of Martians planning a Martian New Year's Eve party I wouldn't give two shits so long as I was still getting BFN's.
"You'll see," he said, "When NASA makes the announcement, I was the first one to know!"
"Okay hun." ....Meanwhile....Oh my god my boobs feel sore!
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